A Davish Type of Guy ([info]eldavo) wrote,
@ 2006-08-14 17:25:00
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Current mood: rushed
Current music:October Project - After The Fall

Quickies
The job is good. I'm gaining a lot of love and respect from coworkers for my shining personality.

The book is edited. Jenna is apparently finding mistakes for me as she's reading through it. I heart her.

For a while, I got back into Yuri's Revenge. My little heart melted when I once again heard those treasured words, "Good evening, Comrade General." I didn't give skirmish mode enough credit, it was really fun. Now I'm going back through Starcraft. What an awesome game on so many levels. Un-freakin'-matched.

As I was going up to see my mother a little bit ago, in the mountains, I saw a grassy hill, and on it were cows. I thought "Hey, look. Cows on a grassy hill. This, I can handle." But then, as I came closer, I saw that something had been added to the equation that I couldn't handle: ducks. Ducks and cows. What the fuck. Ducks + cows = People - sanity. Ducks and cows should not coexist. It's somehow not kosher to mix fowl with beef. Aren't they natural enemies or something? Didn't we fight a war somewhere to establish that? It blew my mind. Cows and ducks. How?

My little brother Dylan is eight (I think). My mother came in from shopping, and handed him a baseball. He looked up at her with big, round eyes, and in the most innocent voice, asked "What's this?" Ladies and gentlemen, my brother. I love that kid.

I proved that Pirates of the Caribbean 2 was pay-for-to-see-in-the-movies-againable by going to see it with my sister and [info]jenngen. Just as fun. I give insane amounts of credit to the lighting director and to the computer animators, because I missed giving them credit before. Just completely seamless. Perfect. I owe my sister some skittles now. I almost missed the movie, too. I'd have felt like such shit. I was ten minutes late as it was. Fortunately, the movie is seventeen hours long. Seriously, why do you people complain about where it left off? Check out the running time.

My mom gave me a writer's guide to publishers. Bless her heart, she pointed out how odd she found it that there were no adult publishing categories. She actually used the word "porn." My mom's cooler than your mom.

Also, I'm finding out who I can depend on. That's good to know, because I hate being ignored.




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[info]phrenia
2006-08-15 04:53 am UTC (link)
Grats. :D

Being ignored sucks hard.

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[info]eldavo
2006-08-17 02:42 am UTC (link)
My initial intent was to ignore this response for the sheer irony involved, but that would be dickly. Couldn't do that to you, dude, even for hilarity's sake. The people I live with, though? In a flash.

Keep pimpin', brohan.

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[info]phrenia
2006-08-17 03:46 am UTC (link)
Though for certain, I would have been amused. :D

Brohan? Like... Gohan + Brother?

Man, it's fun playing with nubs.

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[info]eldavo
2006-08-17 04:01 am UTC (link)
Brother does all the Gohan moves. It's weird. And he only wears overalls, which leaves a surprising amount of him bare. Never liked him.

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[info]drkflameofhavok
2006-08-15 11:31 am UTC (link)
Your mom totally IS cooler than my mom. I don't think she's even thought the word "porn" in at least 10 years. Shit.

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[info]eldavo
2006-08-17 12:51 am UTC (link)
I guess the legal aspects make her half my mother, too. We might have to loosen her up. We'll get her a manhooker or something.

Man, do I just collect mothers or what? I've been adopted seven or eight times.

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[info]drkflameofhavok
2006-08-17 12:07 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure you do collect mothers. And their panties. As for collecting my mother's panties, a feat that I'm disgusted to even mention, it's going to take way more than the obvious charm. So much more. Of course, it's not that I don't think that you wouldn't go above and beyond the call of duty - it's more like the price you'd pay for doing it would be excruciating, possibly even life-threatening. Yes, friend, you'd be facing two of the worst, most painfully irritating things alive - Christianity and Staunch Republicanism. I shudder to even think of the cost.

Blech.

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[info]eldavo
2006-08-17 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Let us not care so much to pick up the dollar bill under the sewer grate that we would devise a seven-dollar contraption to get it out.

Worry not. Your mom is safe from things like me, for with this many mothers, one is bound to develop the curious social quirk known as "having standards." A good friend even said to me "Seek not that 'giner, for its liquids do consume wangs and souls alike."

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[info]eviljenna
2006-08-15 03:39 pm UTC (link)
My house is filthy, my kid is neglected, I smell funky... but I'm halfway through.

You are magic, darling. Much love to you.

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[info]eldavo
2006-08-17 12:52 am UTC (link)
Your kid is your kid. Jayna's never neglected. And your house would be filthy anyway; it has kids in it.

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Hey,
[info]gregness
2006-08-16 05:17 pm UTC (link)
This is totally unrelated to the above, but i'm back from tour now!

I was thinking of getting you, chad and mark and whoever else together for a night of talking sh- I mean, hanging out.

I'm thinking friday or sunday.

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[info]eldavo
2006-08-17 12:53 am UTC (link)
I'll kick your ass, bitch.

I mean, sounds good. :D

I'll talk to Val and see if we can put you in for family game night this Thursday. Taboo just hasn't been the same withoutcha, you walking associate war crime.

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