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5:25PM - Quickies

The job is good. I'm gaining a lot of love and respect from coworkers for my shining personality.

The book is edited. Jenna is apparently finding mistakes for me as she's reading through it. I heart her.

For a while, I got back into Yuri's Revenge. My little heart melted when I once again heard those treasured words, "Good evening, Comrade General." I didn't give skirmish mode enough credit, it was really fun. Now I'm going back through Starcraft. What an awesome game on so many levels. Un-freakin'-matched.

As I was going up to see my mother a little bit ago, in the mountains, I saw a grassy hill, and on it were cows. I thought "Hey, look. Cows on a grassy hill. This, I can handle." But then, as I came closer, I saw that something had been added to the equation that I couldn't handle: ducks. Ducks and cows. What the fuck. Ducks + cows = People - sanity. Ducks and cows should not coexist. It's somehow not kosher to mix fowl with beef. Aren't they natural enemies or something? Didn't we fight a war somewhere to establish that? It blew my mind. Cows and ducks. How?

My little brother Dylan is eight (I think). My mother came in from shopping, and handed him a baseball. He looked up at her with big, round eyes, and in the most innocent voice, asked "What's this?" Ladies and gentlemen, my brother. I love that kid.

I proved that Pirates of the Caribbean 2 was pay-for-to-see-in-the-movies-againable by going to see it with my sister and jenngen. Just as fun. I give insane amounts of credit to the lighting director and to the computer animators, because I missed giving them credit before. Just completely seamless. Perfect. I owe my sister some skittles now. I almost missed the movie, too. I'd have felt like such shit. I was ten minutes late as it was. Fortunately, the movie is seventeen hours long. Seriously, why do you people complain about where it left off? Check out the running time.

My mom gave me a writer's guide to publishers. Bless her heart, she pointed out how odd she found it that there were no adult publishing categories. She actually used the word "porn." My mom's cooler than your mom.

Also, I'm finding out who I can depend on. That's good to know, because I hate being ignored.

Current mood: rushed

Current music: October Project - After The Fall